This Fart Keyring has 6 hilarious fart sounds for you to let rip anywhere and blame on the innocent!

• The On the Spot Fart - You didn't even know it was there, but suddenly out it comes!

•The Discretely Disguised Fart - A fart which you know on arrival could be extremely loud, so you cup your hands to your mouth and cough just as the fart is released.

• The Creaking Door Fart - Sounds like a fart that hurts! Very dry, squeaky and sounds like a little oiling is required!The Relief Fart - Sound and smell is not important on this one. It's the pure relief of finally farting that really matters!

• Trouser Ripping Special Fart - Normally happens when sitting down and is definitely one of the longest farts. It generally hurts like hell and rips the back off your pants!

• The Wet 'n' Wild Fart - The most embarrassing of all farts! Guaranteed to stain your pants and leave you with a wet sticky sensation as you walk.

Never silent... Always deadly!